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“Eight months.”

“And you’re still trying to hide from therapy??”

Here’s a bowl, try it.

“Delicious-- you’re going to have to make this for me every night.”

“ s-sorry—I’m not l-looking —”

“Okay-- you can look now.”

“Do I wanna know why you’re like half naked?”

“I was in the middle of changing!!”

I’m not looking!

“Okay-- you can look now.”

“Ew, gross! Put some clothes on!” Noa insisted, throwing her hands over her eyes.

‘ great – see, this is what i get for not knocking. put your clothes on. ’

“See?? I told you it was important to knock!! --Okay, okay, my clothes are on now.”

“Do you possibly want to do something other than clawing out our eyeballs? I mean, I’m super bored at the moment. I could totally go for a Disney marathon or something of that sort?”

“Only if we can watch Hercules first.”

It might, I’m not sure actually. But I know that mine definitely has more cheese.

“Sounds good enough for me.”

“I don’t have anything to talk about, so we kinda just sit there looking at each other, and it’s awkward.”

“Oh-- how long have you been here?”

“It’s very adorable, it’s just also kind of setting me up for the inevitable meltdown when she realizes she can’t have them all. Hm… How ‘bout, you get your shot, and then keep your lollipop for yourself?”

“Poppy found out today that you get lollipops when you get a shot, and she’s been trying to convince people to come get shots all day so she can get a lollipop too. I don’t think I have the heart to tell her she doesn’t get a lollipop if other people get shots.”

“That’s the most adorable story ever, can I meet her? I’ll get my shots for her and give her all the lollipops she can eat.”

“In case you were wondering, saying you feel too sick to go to therapy will get you sent to the medical wing. I don’t recommend trying that as an excuse.”

“Why don’t you wanna go to therapy?”

The ladies in the kitchen finally let me cook something, be prepared for the most amazing mac and cheese you have ever tasted in your life!

“Does it taste like Panera Bread macaroni ?? Because if so-- i’ll take a whole pot full of it.”