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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

Has ANYBODY thought about smoking weed while listening to tool

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

the world is not scary plus im strong as hell

Any other guys wanna step out onto the patio with me and share a cigarette? Yea of course we can all take turns bending over and hitting each other with a folded wooden chair. Absolutely, thanks for suggesting it

let’s hear it for sodomy

"I can fix him" You can't even fix your sleep schedule bestie

I can make him worse, just like my sleep schedule.

Whatever man *accepts you for who you are*

Yes, you should absolutely grow and do better. But please don’t ever think your past self lacked worth in any way. Your past self got you through everything, even when it seemed impossible. And you’re here now thanks to that version of you. 

Call my ass the laundromat the way it's taking heavy loads

I wish i was different i wish it all was different . *cleans and does laundry *

nothing hits the spot like sitting still with your arms crossed and looking around and not talking

i love sitting still with my arms crossed and looking around and not talking

why are so many things 20-30 dollars. more things should cost $4

the child to adult pipeline is real asfuck