Gaepery

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

i feel like something inside me has gone moldy

Sleazebag Frank taking Mel on dinner dates while he’s still married and Abby storms in one night and is like, “Hi. I’m Abby, his wife.” She holds up her hand with engagement ring. And Mel gasps. “He never wears his ring at work!” Through her anger, Abby feels a little bad for Mel. Frank can be very slippery. Except Mel, the happy little homewrecker, knew he was married and just didn’t care :)

My sick one true love fetish……… my disgusting monogamous shipping……..

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am