Master post 🗝️👑🏰

Mel destroying franks wedding ring? Dealer’s choice why how and when

Braidgate happened because Frank asked Mel “how’s your head” and without thinking she said “I haven’t had any complaints” and he’s like, okay. Prove it.

luv ur brazen posts, let’s get even more brazen

nooo don’t feel embarrassed about your posts they’re incredible

kingdon infidelity abby feeling smug after the divorce cause she’s confident the relationship will fall apart once frank becomes less attentive and invested in the relationship like he did with their marriage. plus she’s half convinced one of them will cheat cause once a cheater always a cheater! but years down the line she’s forced to acknowledge that even after marriage and kids with mel frank is just as (if not more!) in love as when they first got together. abby only got that version of frank for like a year max while mel gets it forever <3

Mel’s plug for everyday wear having the initials fl on it. Most days Frank can’t tell whether he likes it or the bunny tail more. When he first saw the plug with his initials though, he went fucking feral. (I feel like it was a surprise, so he has to rapidly process that Mel’s interested in anal, that she’s been wearing a plug for who knows how long, that she’s been wearing his initials for who knows how long, that her wearing his initials really does something for him, that he wants to fill her asshole as soon as possible (processing this all while blood is rushing to his dick, he’s harder than he’s ever been))