INTERVIEW
Interviewer: Who do you think would win in the fight between Percy and Jason?
Percy: I almost won the first time and seriously guys, I beat Ares!
Jason and Ares: That was pure lucky!
Poseidon: Silence, envious, my diva son!
Piper: But Jason would suck the air out of Percy's lungs!
Annabeth: But 70% of the body is water. Percy would just need to drain Jason's body.
Nico:It would be certain death. Quick death.
Leo: Fatality! Percy wins!
Percy: Percy wins! Percy rocks!
Poseidon: In your face, Zeus!
The lightning thief: Names have power you must not be pronouncing them all the time.
Heroes of Olympus: Gaia this, Gaia that. Gaiaaaa.
Percy: Now I will play a song for you.
Percy: it's called 'my life until now'
Percy: [Takes a deep breath]
Percy: [SCREAM]
Annabeth: Percy, do you want to be my sun?
Percy: Yes.
Annabeth: So stay 149 million km away from me.
Percy:
Annabeth:
Annabeth: I'M KIDDING BABE, I LOVE YOU, DON'T CRY—













