projecting an experience I recently had onto #myilya: he’s in a bar circa the 2-year begging for hole era and a song starts up that sounds like a woman shouting SHANE SHANE SHAAAANE! over and over and he thinks haha whatttttt and shazams it to find out what it is so he can send it to Hollander to be annoying™️ and the wheel spins and spins and finally comes back with a song called Men In Love and Ilya just. puts his phone away.

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

they say “the odyssey is a bad movie because they didn’t cast greek actors” but what they really mean is that they think the odyssey is a bad movie because they didn’t cast white, blond haired actors. because if they had cast greek (unknown to most) actors, you wouldn’t wanna see a movie with unknown names and it wouldn’t be a hollywood movie. you wanted to see a blonde woman as Helen because you’re a racist xenophobe, hope that helps.

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes