How can I get a full time job as the wandering stranger that comes into town and gets by on odd jobs and has their face partially obscured by a hood and/or cowboy hat

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

for example nothing

projecting an experience I recently had onto #myilya: he’s in a bar circa the 2-year begging for hole era and a song starts up that sounds like a woman shouting SHANE SHANE SHAAAANE! over and over and he thinks haha whatttttt and shazams it to find out what it is so he can send it to Hollander to be annoying™️ and the wheel spins and spins and finally comes back with a song called Men In Love and Ilya just. puts his phone away.

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light