BSD MEN - You Telling Them That You're Horny at Work
featuring: Dazai, Chuuya, Akutagawa, Ranpo, Kunikida, Fyodor
Please, excuse my English, it's not my first language :')
"Hey, Dazai?" you approached Dazai's desk.
He was concentrating on folding some origami, so he barely looked up.
"What is it?" he responded with a deep sigh.
Dazai stopped what he was doing. His eyes suddenly lit up. He finally looked at you. "My, my, come again?"
You repeated what you just said. He was grinning which made you almost want to slap him, but at the same time you couldn't help but blush.
"My belladona is horny? Guess I'll have to take a break from all that working."
"Oh right, you must be overworked from all that work." you said sarcastically. "Have you even finished your paperwork-"
He didn't let you finish the sentence. He just pulled you closer and kissed you to shut your mouth. After a while, you two were passionately making out, you sitting on his lap.
Until Kunikida bursted through the door.
Chuuya and you were sitting in Mori's office for almost an hour now. He was scolding you because you two screwed up some mission.
You could see on your boyfriend's face that he was trying so hard to not to explode from anger. It was ADA's fault that your mission didn't succeed.
You grabbed Chuuya's hand and squeezed it. You wanted to calm him down a bit. And then you thought of something.
Without paying any more attention to Mori, you slowly leaned to Chuuya and whispered to his ear. "I'm actually very horny right now."
Chuuya's eyes widened. You could see his cheeks turning red. You chuckled to yourself.
Your hand began slowly wandering across his body beneath the table. You could feel him shiver when you touched his thigh.
Before he could say anything else, your hand slid in his pants, making him gasp a little.
"Hey! Are you even listening to me?" shouted Mori. Chuuya tried to say something, but he couldn't focus.
"I- excuse us." Without saying anything else, he stood up, dragging you behind him. Mori was yelling at you, but he slammed the door. "You fucking idiot, is this what you wanted?" he hissed angrily before roughly kissing you.
The two of you were walking through the pitch-black streets of Yokohama.
You suddenly grabbed Akutagawa's arm and whispered to him: "Guess what..."
"What?" He muttered, obviously irritated, as he tried to shake you off.
As soon as those words left your lips, he stopped walking. He looked at you in disbelief, his cheeks completely red. He was clearly very frustrated.
"W-what?" he hissed. "What do you want me to do? Fuck you on the road?!"
You chuckled. "Well, I wouldn't exactly be against it-"
He grabbed your chin, forcing you to look straight into his eyes. "Let me finish my work and I might fuck you later."
"Ranpoo," you whined as you approached your boyfriend. "I need to tell you something."
Ranpo didn't even look up, deeply focused on his snacks. "Let me guess, you're horny."
You stared at him. Ranpo smirked and crossed arms on his chest. "Well, darling, I suppose we should do something about it, but unfortunately, we're at work and I'm currently busy".
By that statement he meant that he was busy eating donuts. You scoffed and snatched the donut out of his hand.
"Hey!!" Ranpo whined as he reached for his donut. You tried to run away, but he grabbed your hand and easily pushed you against the wall.
You two were looking into each other's eyes. He gently stroked your cheek. It looked like he was about to kiss you, but suddenly he snatched the donut back.
"Ha! If you want me to help you with your horniness, stop snatching my snacks you thief." He poked you, a slight grin on his lips.
Kunikida froze. He closed his notebook and slowly glanced at you.
His serious face made you chuckle. "I'm horny."
"You can't be serious. Do you even know how inappropriate it is to say such things at work?!" he angrily hissed at you.
Slowly moving towards him, you touched his arm. He was trying so hard to keep a serious face, but he was failing miserably. You knew you were gonna regret this later.
"Y/n, I'm disappointed in you," sighed Kunikida. He sounded like a disappointed teacher scolding his student.
You smirked, moving your hand even lower. You knew you were making him extremely nervous and you were enjoying it.
Before you could say something else, he brushed your hand off. "Let me finish my work." Kunikida then turned his back on you, focused on his work once again. A loud sigh escaped your mouth. He raised an eyebrow. "I see. I should teach you a lesson then. Your behavior is inexcusable."
(You could see him smirking mischievously.)
You were quietly cursing your partner, as you walked behind him, slowly crossing over dead bodies.
You had enough. You were tired of just following him around, not allowed to say a word while he was working. He insisted on you coming with him on this mission, but you were utterly bored. That's when something crossed your mind.
You slowly approached him, grabbing his shoulder and leaning towards him.
"I'm horny," you whispered with a smirk.
He froze. He then turned to you with an entirely indifferent expression. His cold eyes were analysing you.
But it wasn't long enough till a smirk appeared on his lips. "What did I say? Do not disturb me while I'm working."
You smirked. It was hard to get some genuine reaction from Fyodor, but you could see the smirk dancing across his lips.
"Oh, Fyodor, my love," you whined. "Why don't we take a break?" Your fingers touched his cold hand.
For a brief moment, it appeared as though he would actually pull you into a kiss, but then he coldly brushed your fingers off. "If you behave good, you might get what you want later."
This was the last sentence you got out of him this night. And before you knew it, you were screaming his name.
