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happy rpf wet dream weekend to all those who celebrate

when bdubs imagines having sex with etho does he imagine the kakashi skin or has he made up a custom persona for etho in his head

i’m never gonna write ethubs rpf but if i did the conceit would be that etho for some reason has to be down in michigan and out of the blue asks bdubs if he wants to meet up irl and bdubs says yes of course. so they meet up in a random bar and etho recognises bdubs first and says hey bdubs. and bdubs says it’s always so weird being called that in real life. etho. and etho buys them both beers and they sit at a little table in this random bar and bdubs says. look at you mountain man. and they keep sitting at this little table talking and talking and evening pulls in and bdubs is on his fourth beer and can’t believe he ever didn’t know this guy’s face and the bell rings for last orders and etho says my hotel isn’t far from here and bdubs walks him back and inside through reception to the elevator. and etho says there’s beer in the minibar in my room. and bdubs looks at him and his plaid shirt and his scruff and his face that he feels like he’s known forever and he doesn’t think at all about how late it’s getting and how his wife and kids have been at home all day because it’s a saturday. and he gets in the elevator. and up in the hotel room etho is getting beers out of the minibar and bdubs is fiddling with the stupid light switches because it’s one of those rooms that only has wall sconces and not an overhead light and when etho comes over to hand him the beer bdubs looks and looks and looks at him in the dim stupid half light and reaches out to drag him closer and bring their stupid mouths together. and doing that is fraught and messy and awful but he won’t really care until etho’s hands come up to his waist because then it suddenly feels all very real and he lurches back and says. i didn’t mean to do that. and etho would say okay bdubs. and bdubs looks at him and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand and says it’s still weird being called that in real life and he’d laugh awkwardly. etho wouldn’t laugh. and bdubs would stumble out of the room and get a cab home feeling much drunker than he should be after four beers and his wife who's reading in bed would say did you have a good day. what was he like. and bdubs would say oh. he didn’t show. i bumped into some other friends at the bar. and he’d go to bed and the next day he would log on to hermitcraft. and he would put a lot of effort into never ever thinking about it again.

alternatively etho has to be in michigan for some reason and mentions it to bdubs in advance and bdubs jokingly says well you could stay in my spare room if you want. save money on a hotel. and etho says okay. and bdubs goes wait what. then fast forward like a month to etho showing up at bdubs's front step with an overnight bag and nicole answers the door and goes oh is it you? he said you might not actually come. and etho goes um yes. it's me. hi. and she invites him in and makes him coffee while he sits at the kitchen table and tries not to be too fussy about milk and they sit there talking for like an hour until bdubs gets home. and when he does get home he sees this guy on his couch talking to his wife and it's two voices he's known for forever but never thought he'd ever hear together in the same space, and he'd catch nicole's eye and she'd smile up at him and that would have etho looking around and noticing he's there are smiling too. and bdubs would be kinda lost looking at him for a second, until etho gives him an awkward man hug and bdubs goes to the fridge for beers. the three of them would settle in for the evening talking, just talking. until it's dark out and it's later than they all should be awake because etho has to leave at the crack of dawn apparently, and nicole says why don't you go up, the back room's all made up ready and so he'd go up and bdubs would hear him using the upstairs sink, brushing his teeth, hear his footstep on the creaky floorboard in the upstairs hall while he's helping nicole fill up the dishwasher and putting on the latch for the night. and when they finally go up bdubs would look down the hall at the now closed spare room door. the door with etho on the other side of it. he'd just look at it. and for all of two seconds anything at all would seem possible. then nicole sees him there in the hallway and says you coming to bed honey? and yeah, he is. and then they're sitting in bed and nicole's got her book on her lap and he's lying under the covers beside her and she says it's funny, you know all these years you've been friends, until this afternoon i don't think i ever knew his name. and he's look up at her all aglow in the light of her bedside lamp and say he told you? and she'd go mhm. and in that moment in bed in the dark, he'd decide that he doesn't ever want to know it too.

if we're an in rpf-y mood then i can tell u guys about the addendum to this post that i never ended up writing fully. which is where bdubs logs onto hermitcraft a few days after etho stays over and finds etho hanging out around his base and says without preamble you have a good trip back? etho would make some noises about hating flying and sitting next to a coughing baby on the plane and bdubs would listen and grin along with him and then he’d say you know what my wife said last night? etho would say what? bdubs says she said you were hot. and etho laughs the way he always does that makes bdubs think he’s blushing. and bdubs says no for real! she did! and etho says she was just trying to make you jealous, and that makes bdubs laugh and say nah. that wasn't it. and then bdubs says, more casually than etho expects, you know back before we got married sometimes we used to go to bars together and try and pick someone up. most of the time girls but sometimes... sometimes it was a guy. and etho's quiet for a long long moment before he says. yeah? and bdubs says yeah. we had to stop when we had the girls but i still think about it. i know nicole still thinks about it. and etho wouldn’t say anything. but he wouldn’t leave either. so bdubs would forge ahead. you know the girls are on sleepaway camp next month. and etho says uh huh. and bdubs says i guess what i’m saying is, offer’s open if you’re interested.

if we're an in rpf-y mood then i can tell u guys about the addendum to this post that i never ended up writing fully. which is where bdubs logs onto hermitcraft a few days after etho stays over and finds etho hanging out around his base and says without preamble you have a good trip back? etho would make some noises about hating flying and sitting next to a coughing baby on the plane and bdubs would listen and grin along with him and then he’d say you know what my wife said last night? etho would say what? bdubs says she said you were hot. and etho laughs the way he always does that makes bdubs think he’s blushing. and bdubs says no for real! she did! and etho says she was just trying to make you jealous, and that makes bdubs laugh and say nah. that wasn't it. and then bdubs says, more casually than etho expects, you know back before we got married sometimes we used to go to bars together and try and pick someone up. most of the time girls but sometimes... sometimes it was a guy. and etho's quiet for a long long moment before he says. yeah? and bdubs says yeah. we had to stop when we had the girls but i still think about it. i know nicole still thinks about it. and etho wouldn’t say anything. but he wouldn’t leave either. so bdubs would forge ahead. you know the girls are on sleepaway camp next month. and etho says uh huh. and bdubs says i guess what i’m saying is, offer’s open if you’re interested.

How to Fuck Your Married Coworker [FULL WALKTHROUGH 2024]

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

you don’t like it when he cums too fast. i want him to cum in his pants when we dry hump. we are NOT the same

ok well that doesn’t make it better