space is gay

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

I'll block a bitch on letterboxd I'll block a bitch on airbuds widget I'll block a bitch on goodreads I'll block a bitch on microsoft teams

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

The worms

it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)

sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

til death or some guy do us part

Ophelia

officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease

Ohhh he's pathetic. Awesome

Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”

being attracted to someone is like a worse punishment than anything jesus ever went through. girl what do u mean i like how they smell just give me the stigmata and lay me out to dry already