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Here are a few noteworthy people in the black book. Names and faces provided for your Death Note needs.

Alec Baldwin, actor.

David Blaine, Magician.

Tony Blair, former British Prime Minister.

John Cleese and Alyce Fay. Cleese is known for co-founding Monty Python and co-writing Fawlty Towers. Alyce Fay has been a psychotherapist for decades.

Craig Barnett, an Olympic athlete, model, and reality star.

Renown songwriter Phil Collins and third wife Orianne, a swiss jewelry designer. The address provided in Epstein’s book includes an e-mail address that directly references their charity, Little Dreams Foundation, which gives children access to music.

Paul Dietrich and Laura Dietrich, long-time lobbyists for tobacco and other industry. Rumors abound that Laura has CIA connections.

19th Earl of Derby Edward Stanley, holding the Stanley Cup which was donated by his many-times grandfather.

David Doss and Christina Prunier. Doss has been an executive producer for ABC and NBC, most famously producing “Nightly News with Tom Brokaw” and now runs Live P.D., where he follows actual law enforcement while they work. Christina is the senior vice president of Phoenix Pictures and was an associate producer for HBO.

Sarah, Duchess of York and her husband Prince Andrew, Duke of York.

Bernie Ecclestone, former executive of Formula One.

Ben Elliot, nephew of the Duchess of Cornwall and Chairman of the Conservative Party.

Chris Evans of Captain America fame.

Princess Firyal, a UNESCO Goodwill Ambassador. Launched International Hope Foundation for homeless children.

Frederick Fekkai, a celebrity hairstylist who has done work for Sigourney Weaver, Renee Zellweger, and Hillary Clinton.

Ralph Fiennes, famous actor who portrayed Amon Goth in Schindler’s List, Rameses in the Prince of Egypt, and Lord Voldemort in the Harry Potter franchise. His cousin Suzzana Fiennes is also on the list.

Christopher Forbes, vice chairman of Forbes publishing company.

Katie Ford, daughter of Gerard Ford and former CEO of Ford Models.

Robert J. Hurst, former vice chairman of Goldman Sachs.

I’m not even putting a picture for the next one but basically ALL of the remaining Kennedys, including RFK’s widow Ethel Kennedy. It’s like that line from the ultimate showdown, “every single power ranger,” except it’s the Kennedy family.

David Koch, Koch Brothers

Henry Kissinger, notorious bad person.

Courtney Love - her name was circled on the list.

Peter Mandelson, British politician (Labour), former member of parliament.

John Peters, producer of A Star is Born and various films for Warner Brothers including 2013 release Man of Steel.

Olivier Picasso, grandson of the artist Picasso. Alice Picasso was also listed.

Pliny Porter, director and producer.

Thomas Pritzker, chairman of Hyatt Hotels and billionaire businessman. Cousin Nick Pritzker was also listed.

Mr and Mrs Charles H. Price II, prominent businessman and Ambassador of the United States.

David Puttnam, film producer and Labour politician in the House of Lords.

Hannah Rothchild, of the Rothchild family. The list also implicates Jessica, Edouard, and Evelyn.

Elizabeth Saltzman, former fashion editor for Vogue and Vanity Fair.

Mohammad bin Salman, Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.

Rupert Soames, CEO of Serco and grandson of Winston Churchill. His wife Milly is also implicated.

Peter Soros, nephew of investment banker George Soros.

There is a listing for both an Ivana and Ivanka Trump, as well as his brother Robert Trump and divorcee Blaine Trump.

Chris Tucker, actor and comedian.

Bob Weinstein, film producer and co-owner of the Weinstein Company.

Elie and Marion Wiesel, respectively writer and translator of holocaust novel Night.

Toby Young, British Journalist

Prince Michael of Yugoslavia. Also implicates his brother Dimitri.

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The remaining 30-some pages of the document implicate wealthy companies participating in and enabling the ring like the Four Seasons, Ritz, Savoy, and of course