i amn just litle creacher thas it canot chang dis

You okay now buddy?

you look lovely!!!!!

i fucking love this blog

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

i like when an ice cream shop is referred to as a “creamery” it sounds cute idk something about that really tickles my pickle

i LOVE this show 

i finally achieved thicc

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

noo dont base your self worth on online validation from strangers youre so sexy ahaha

you think im sexy??

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

those people value their feet. must not. let demon. get. feet.

*bitter post about how I hate my uterus and wish I had no internal reproductive system* 

pls rid me of my internal organs they try too often to kill me

im not a part of the good omens fandom but like this makes me UWU!!!!!

on this episode of why am i emo!! i miss playing a queen