you had me at “hey asshole”

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

life is better when you're not malnourished btw

Thank you so much @pocketfullofpoesies! 🩷

Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

I'm so annoyed I'm rereading the hobbit for the first time in a while and i just want to look at beautiful words and appreciate Tolkien on here but everyone is just posting bagginshield

i lied i don't think martin is a shit actor but I do think he has only ever played one character in every tv/movie role he's ever done. and I'm forever sad we didn't get guillermo's version of the hobbit. and I'm sad that PJ fran and pippa sold out/cashed in