Future-Dwight

please don’t cosplay at school

some of you have never learned how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death and it shows.

fuck “live action” remakes of disney movies, can we get remakes of barbie movies where absolutely nothing is changed except the animation is good

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

big fan of water bottles tbh. you put water in them and then you can drink it and then you can put more in??? love it

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