Penny

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I actually know a pair of play partners who do pet play this way. The handler speaks entirely in a language that the “cat” does not know, so the latter has to learn how to follow commands the way a real cat would. 

yes! this is exactly whats so great about it! starting from scratch like a real pet 

What a fascinating idea

Damn y’all for this new fetish

I FOUND IT!!!

…This could be exactly the kind of idea I could get behind.

Oh fuck this is the post. This post changed things for me

Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

need one of those cones they put on dogs to stop them chewing open their half healed wounds but, like, psychologically

walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying "i can't. it's locked" out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist

this is how I pack for trips

wanna be the object of ur affection AND fucked up sexual fantasies

i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”