we'll burn that bridge when we get there

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

schrödinger's mitch mcconnell??

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

If this is fool’s spring I’m jingling my fucking jester cap lads I am in SHORT SLEEVES in the SUN

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

Grab somebody sexy tell em Die

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

why are you as a man "cocking" your gun ? so you can "shoot a load" into another man ??

who is dean winchister

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry