sad bruja who is wasting her time in grad school

stop shaming people who drink milk you bullies

our bones may be strong but our hearts are not

it’s the ciiircle of liiife…

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

Can y'all use the new message system.

THERE'S A FROG IN MY ROOM WHAT

I'M DRUNK I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIM HOW DID HE GET HERE WHAT DO I DO I'M NOT CAPABLE OF PROTECTING HIMMMMM

I love that I’ve had some of the same mutuals for like over 5 years and we never so much as exchanged a single dm.....the amount of mutual respect.....

I love you(r dog)

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

whats another word for the word word

why have you done this

PERCHED💅🏼

We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.

She ain’t even wearing a decent heel support like the lady behind her. No, this queen is wearing goddamn stilettos. You know how hard it is to walk in stilettos, let alone balance your weight on one foot? And she’s doing more than that, she’s literally resting all her weight on that foot. This is insane, she could kick all of our asses.

Shes smiling.

She knows the power she wields

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

Noah Centineo being the new face of the ‘soft and kind jock bro’ in the revival of the rom coms is big dick energy