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"Not up for popping tags, Si?"

"Does it look like I'm in the mood to be popping tags?"

"Come along, short stack. Let’s get out of here before security catches up."

"Fine, but you know that if we're going far you're carrying me. I can't run far in these shoes."

"Not sure if that was the smartest idea."

"Good. More fun for me then."

"Okay then… I’m just going to go, shall I?"

"And leave me? Why would you want to do that, Angel?"

"Yeah, sure." Sienna rose to her tiptoes and retrieved the item. "Now am I going to give it to you is a better question."

Um, okay? What do you want?

Personal space isn’t even a thing with you. I’m just saying… you could use a Mento, Mayhem.

Exactly. Fine then, Chaos. She pulled out a Mento from her bag and popped it into her mouth.

"If someone wants to get me spooky socks as a Halloween present, I wouldn’t be upset."

"Did you really just say that?"

You could dress up as a scarecrow, but then you wouldn’t be able to be a juggler instead. I really think you should think this through for another two minutes.

Or I could always just go as a sexy cat...

"Have I just managed to sleep through the entire day?"

"If you just woke up now, then yes."

[She winces, cleaning out the wound] Just my luck. 

What the fuck happened to you?

"Okay, now I know I’m going round in circles. They coulda made a clearer map. This makes as much sense as a screen door in a submarine."

"I don't even think there are words to describe how pathetic you look right now."

Don’t stand so close to me- I don’t want to smell all the fucking mayo you had for lunch.

Oh come on. Personal space is just so overrated nowadays.

"I'm just being honest, but thanks."

"This might be my favorite day of the year. Aside from my birthday, of course. But I did receive a gift I’ve been wanting my entire life, so it might be a close tie. I think a celebration drink is in order."

"Hooray for gifts! Now onto the drinks you mentioned." 

Which one?

The one on the right. Choose the one on the left and you'll look like an egg.