i just wanted to win, for once

"Not everyone has a chest flat as paper in order to make it work. Isn't my fault their stupid uniform doesn't fit me right. Besides, nothin's showing. Nothing important."

"The amount I do not care about the opinions of teachers is astronomical. Besides, I have to do something to make this stupid uniform look attractive. As long as no one sees tit, it's fine."

call me medusa for my monstrosity is not mine to bear, but yours to fear.

"I'd rather go to Wonderland."

"Uh.. How do you know whether or not he’s ‘prepubescent’ or not?"

"Because he looks like a tweeny bopper whose balls haven't dropped yet. Please, he's short and thin. If that's your thing you should upgrade your standards."

"No I have a dollar fifty but food tastes much better when it’s not yours."

"Careful there, that's a dangerous lifestyle to have. You may find yourself stealing boyfriends next, and some of these girls would sooner rip out your throat than let that happen. Myself included."

"Alex from Target is literally the most beautiful creation I’ve ever seen."

"If you're into scrawny, prepubescent teenage boys."

"Pussy."

"Not sure if that was the smartest idea."

"You say that as if it wasn't my intended goal."

Want some fries? Some teacher left them on a counter and then walked away muttering something about ketchup. 

"Why would you steal fries? Are you that poor you can't pay a dollar fifty to buy your own?"

"Well that is an offensive accusation, I did not, thank you very much. They should really have a rule about not touching students though, and I may or may not have socked a teacher, didn’t really stick around to find out though so the jury is still out on that one—although I reckon all the teachers will be showing up with discoloration bruises tomorrow anyways.”

"Awh, come on. How scary could it really be if they weren't allowed to make a few grabs? Not that I let one touch me. All I found were lame things, like a mad doctor and an axe murderer. I beat him with his own axe though, that was fun. For me, anyway, which is what matters. I still have it -- thinking about hanging it on the wall as a sign of my victory."