Fun ways to get fired

wear a fluffy dog costume with a tie and pretend you’ve been turned into a dog. lick your boss a lot and bark at cars. make sure you sit on the office table by the window

wear a meninist shirt to work

look surprised to see your boss at work and say “oh, you’re still here”

spread a rumor that your boss is nicolas cage in disguise

tell them how you preferred your previous boss. also mention how much you will love your next boss

sue your boss for not allowing you to take care of your neopets at work

write your resignation on a post it. if it doesnt fit - don’t worry, you can use several of them