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finally a good tumblr update. thank you staff.

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These are fucking amazing
The figure swinging the earth â The Force Of Nature by Lorenzo Quinn
The guy being dragged by a bird â part of an installation titled Hacienda Paradise â Utopia Experiment by Fredrik Raddum.
The balancing elephant â Balancing Elephant by Daniel Firman.
The tea splashes kissing â Kiss of Eternity by Johnson Tsang.
The figure emerging from the wall â Break Through From Your Mold by Zenos Frudakis
The meditating figure splitting apart â Expansion by Paige Bradley.
The horses running through water â Mustangs at Las Colinas by Robert Glen.
The giant peeking from under the lawn â Popped Up by Ervin LorĂĄnth HervĂŠ
The man under the raining umbrella â Lâuomo della Pioggia (The Rain Man) by Jean-Michel Folon.
The huge bearded guy â The Appennnine Colossus by Giambologna.
The impossibly balanced stones on a beach â Untitled by Adrian Gray
The dragons with an egg â The Dragons in Love or The Varna Dragons by Darin Lazarov.
The stairway to nowhere â Diminish And Ascend by David McCracken
The underwater circle â Vicissitudes by Jason deCaires Taylor.
The epic warrior guy â General Guan Yu by Han Meilin
The sinking library â Sinking Building Outside State Library, Melbourne, Australia. I couldnât find an artistâs name.
The giant hand holding a tree â The Caring Hand by Eva Oertli and Beat Huber
Walmart knows what's up
Are anti-vaxxers also anti-hospital/ER? Are they anti-dentist?? Anti-therapist?? đ¤

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Avengers: Endless Wartime #1 (2013)
written by Warren Ellis art by Mike McKone, Jason Keith, & Rain Beredo
Lmfao
Fun fact: she left Yahoo citing the staggering incompetence of management and development teams. She was brought in to salvage Yahoo and they proceeded to ignore her and belittle her every chance she got.
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This fucked me up
Itâs an upside down underwater cavern!
Wtf did i just watch
Iâm too high for this
Woaaaah
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Hey Tumblrâ
A couple of weeks ago we announced an update to our Community Guidelines regarding adult content, and weâve received a lot of questions and feedback from you. First and foremost, we are sorry that this has not been an easy transition and we know we can do a better job of explaining what weâre doing. We knew this wasnât going to be an easy task and we appreciate your patience as we work through the challenges and limitations of correctly flagging tens of billions of GIFs, videos, and photos.
Today, December 17th, our policy begins to take effect. This means that we will start hiding â not deleting â posts that contain GIFs, videos, and photos from public view that are in violation of our policy. Again, this is a complex problem, and over the coming weeks we will gradually, and carefully, flag more adult content. (Yes, we will still make mistakes, but hopefully fewer and fewer.)
More importantly, we want to clarify the things that you, as a community, have asked about the most.
Tumblr will always be a place to explore your identity. Tumblr has always been home to marginalized communities and always will be. We fully recognize Tumblrâs special obligation to these communities and are committed to ensuring that our new policy on adult content does not silence the vital conversations that take place here every day. LGBTQ+ conversations, exploration of sexuality and gender, efforts to document the lives and challenges of those in the sex worker industry, and posts with pictures, videos, and GIFs of gender-confirmation surgery are all examples of content that is not only permitted on Tumblr but actively encouraged.
We also want to reiterate some important information from our Support post:
Your content will not be deleted. If your post(s) are flagged under the new policy, they will be hidden from public view and will only be visible to you. You can appeal these flags if you feel your content was erroneously marked as adult content. Upcoming feature changes will also make appeals more manageable for those of you with multiple flagged posts. Your blog wonât be deleted if youâve posted adult content in the past, and there is nothing you need to do if you have interacted with adult content up until nowâit will just be flagged and not publicly viewable. Donât forget too that you can download your content. Itâs yours after all, and we donât take that lightly.
What is still permitted? Weâve heard a lot of concern about what the policy does not permit, but we want to make sure that you also know what is still permitted:
Written content such as erotica, nudity related to political or newsworthy speech, and nudity found in art, specifically sculptures and illustrations, is also stuff that can be freely posted on Tumblr. Although, photorealistic imagery or photography â images, videos, or GIFs â with real humans that include exposed genitals or female-presenting (yeah, we know you hate this term) nipples or depict sex acts is not allowed per our guidelines. Examples of exceptions that are still permitted but that you may need to appeal if they are misclassified are: exposed female-presenting nipples in connection with breastfeeding, birth or after-birth moments, and health-related situations, such as post-mastectomy or gender confirmation surgery.
The automated tools will improve. Having a post mistakenly flagged as adult totally sucks; we understand and agree that there have been too many wrongfully flagged posts since we announced the policy change. With tens of billions of GIFs, videos, and photos to review and millions of new posts every day, we really need your help to get it right. The more you help by reporting content thatâs not permitted and by appealing content that you believe was flagged incorrectly, the better our automated tools will get at classifying your posts correctly. The more content these tools review, the more they will learn the difference between whatâs permitted and whatâs not. Most importantly, your content wonât be deleted if erroneously flagged and all appeals will be sent to a real, live human who can make the appropriate call.
We love Tumblr and the communities that call Tumblr home. You are Tumblr. This place has always been a reflection of the voices and communities that thrive here. As youâve always done, help us continue to shape Tumblr into the community you want it to be.
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@staff So⌠I hope you guys realize that all this âletterâ translates to me as is âWeâre still fucking useless idiots; please keep drawing spite-porn of our useless cum-rag of a CEO Jeff D'Onofrio being a useless cum-rag because thatâs all heâll ever beâ.
So⌠Whoâs got ideas?

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Looks like Tumblr made No Nut November Permanent.
Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.
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I donât need to. The Detroit Lions will still suck and Iâll continue betting on them because Iâm stupid.
No youâŚ. really need to click the link
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Thatâs an apt reaction
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WHY THE
FUCK
yall doing that to me?????
LMAO.
@keyhollow @the-mighty-birdy @kaldicuct @klubbhead @snatch-daddy @not-saltrat88 @skypig357
Yeah Iâm still trying to come down from the first time I saw this.
Its probably what logging into the matrix feels like
Like. Iâm a firm believer that porn online shouldnât be within kids reach (those âare you 18â checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? Itâs not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you canât interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove youâre an adult. Youâre an adult but donât want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).
Itâs not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesnât seem to want to do that.
âBut people lie about their ageâ YEAH PEOPLE LIE ABOUT THEIR AGE TO DO ALL KINDS OF SHIT. WHEN I WORKED AT THE GROCERY STORE PEOPLE LIED ABOUT THEIR AGE TO GET BEER. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WE DIDNâT BAN ALL BEER, WE REQUIRED AN ID CHECK, YES, KNOWING THAT SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIE. BECAUSE THE FAULT WAS THEIRS BECAUSE THEY LIED.
Itâs not even âweâre banning all beerâ. Itâs more like âweâve set up an algorithm to flag potentially suspicious drinks at checkout for banning, an algorithm that has already caught three papayas, a snickers bar, and Terry the bag boy who got a little too close to the cash register on Tuesday.â
Meanwhile an actual gang of fucking Nazis has set up camp in the produce aisle, and the manager is pretending not to notice them because he thinks they might buy something one of these days.
Also, if a website has an agreement that you have to be 18 or older to view NSFW content and when you check the box or give a birthday that puts you above the age of 18, if it is found that a kid lied about their age to view the content it voids the responsibility of keeping it out of their hands on the websiteâs part because the website said that you have to be 18 and you agreed that you were 18.Â
They canât be held responsible for someoneâs lie, in the same way, that a grocery store canât be held responsible for someone using a fake ID that passed as a real one to buy alcohol.Â
UHM.... SO....
IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST YOUR NSFW ARTâŚ.
âŚ.yeah.
This is real.
I need a word that encompasses âmaybe touchedâ, âprofoundly weirded outâ and ââŚohâ.
And gleeful as fuck. For truly, the internet is for porn.
WAIT
âŚâŚ.fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.
???? Wow ok what the⌠I might actually get one.
Pornhub could literally recreate Tumblr, just with a more prominent, better curated and better quality NSFW side and they wouldnât even break a sweat.
Ha ha, no, of course not.
Yahoo is a notorious repeat offender. Yahoo is the reason the âif youâre not paying money for a service, then youâre not a customer, youâre the product.â saying exists.
Here is some fully general advice: If youâre the user of a free-to-use website, and you learn that itâs being bought by a large company, then this is always, and forever, bad news. If itâs not an acquihire, then itâs something worse. Youâre not a customer, youâre the product.
If weâre lucky, this will be a Livejournal-style buyout, where the site just gradually disintegrates over the course of several years. If weâre unlucky, then itâll be a Posterous-style buyout, and Tumblr will be shut down when Yahoo goes bankrupt in six months. It is vanishingly unlikely that being owned by Yahoo will benefit Tumblr users at all.
Predictions:
More ads. Karp has a weirdly principled dislike of ads, for a guy running a free social network. Marissa Mayer is unencumbered by morals, here. If you spend a billion dollars on something, youâre gonna want a return on income.
NSFW content is probably going to be banned, or heavily restricted. (As in, âverify your age by giving us a credit card numberâ) Ad networks hate and fear porn, and Yahoo is going to run more ads. No other Yahoo property allows NSFW content, for precisely this reason.
They might try to restrict fan content, due to copyright/CP concerns, as Livejournal did; they might not.
Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!
I called it, five years in advance.
The prophecy was right there and we all ignored it.

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staff is asleep!! post nsfw!!
reblogging both for the video and for the hi-res version of this reaction image.