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They take a big steppy

@elodieunderglass idk looked like something up ur alley

the Snork Maiden blushed a delicate viridian all over and murmured "those fishnets really suit you, my dear Moomintroll - and so useful for catching supper too!"

ahahahah no this is amazing and joy inducing!! the life experience of the world is richer and more grand for moomintroll serving cunt in fishnets.

every day on Tumblr we are generating new sentences

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

Apparently you fuck the mechanic while being super uninterested.

He’s probably having an existential crisis because the cover of the book is exactly what’s happening to him while he’s balls deep in the mechanic.

The early roots of Chuck Tingle metaporn.

Pounded In The Butt By Infinitely Recursive Depictions Of My Engine Failure

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

There are five ETs. Some are naked. Some are not. Some are drunk. Some are gay. Yoda is there.

The tortoise and the hare have worked out their differences and are now sharing an apartment

Rivals to lovers combination slowburn/speedrun

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity