good afternoon, im anus beckham

this guy is a cinematic genius

This feels illegal

I hope this blows all the way up and they get sued

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

omg this makes me so happy.

something to help lighten the mood tonight 

Look at them they’re studying so hard.

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

I hit reblog so fast.

She is finally free

mother earth is literally committing suicide right now and y'all still think climate change is a hoax

nah she’s committing homicide and we fucking deserve that shit.