Crystal Crunching Lizard Lady

Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.

Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you 

OP is lord farquaad

op farts into their hand and smells it

wat if u blew an air horn in the ear of those quiet place motherfuckers

let it be known… i love cows

My biggest passion is to hate the U.S

self undiagnosing myself. i no longer am.

Me and my cat both getting a burst of energy at 3am

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

kiss your dog on its wittle head

thats an order, Private.

what if I only have cats