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Well, I’m not a very nice person. Since it seems you’re on the happy 50, how ‘bout you not talk to me again until you’re on the other side? It’ll just work out better that way for both of us.

Yes. Him. I tried, the bracelet just became tighter and tighter until it almost cut off my circulation!

And what? He just plans on leaving you like this? 

Oh, that face. Yes. I know it very well. Am I alright? No, not at all. I haven’t been able to sleep properly in three days and god only knows how Gwen hasn’t stabbed me in my sleep.

He? As in the owner? But what do you mean, you can't remove it? Have you tried using your magic?

I don’t know who you are, but if you’re always this annoying then I don’t want to know.

Well that's not a very nice thing to say! I'd have to guess I'm a bit fifty-fifty, give or take a few points of happiness every now and then.

Merlin, shut up.

...No. He isn't. Well, I don't think so. He wasn't angry when we last talked. Suppose I could be wrong though...Arthur tends to get that weird look on his face when he's hiding his anger though - like it's really pinched and he's holding his bladder in.

Jesu Maria you’re so cheery. 

Well it's a lovely day out! The sun is shining, the sky is blue, Arthur's not angry and I have no chores to do! And that rhymed.

How to command a dragon. /he blinks.

...Surprise. /Merlin smiles a little at his weak joking, and at the fact that Arthur's not looking at him in disgust, but in awe.