I scream 4 bean

With a fucking passion

little miss memory loss is once again shocked by how much memory she's lossing

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

the sexual tension between me and the idea of disappearing forever

had to tell marge simpson that homer simpson had been murdered, to which marge responded by swearing revenge, and lisa simpson said "but mom, killing for revenge makes you just as bad as them" and marge simpson responded "lisa, if we spend our whole lives drawing lines in the sand to define whats right and wrong, we wont notice the tide coming in" to which bart simpson exclaimed "ay caramba!"

It was a clitorical question

do u want to share a gummy worm and when we get to the end of it we start making out? yes or no

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé