FUNKY FABU

 Go easy on us king 

Daphne internally:  Yes mother he was there he rolled up his sleeves in front of me and just like that

THE DUKE OF HASTINGS

l’m just happy that l’m not the only one who saw this as the duke thothing. Like who the fuck lick a spoon this way.

He just didn’t lick the spoon, no he had to make sure she was looking at him before he does it !!!  This is clearly a thot move. l’ve been calling him the duke of hot things when his name in fact should be the duke of thot things because all this man has been trying to do from the get go was to get her wet.

He did the same thing during the boxing fight . Why would you sexyly roll up your sleeves whyle looking at her, he knew what he was doing.  l say thot behavior.

You do touch yourself?

Bonus:

Loving this trend of introducing leading male characters by showing their full ass (re: Anthony)

Julie Andrews saying bitches

the regency cover of Thank U, Next

Daphne punching old dude square in the face, saving her damn self

“If I were truly courting you, I would not need flowers, only 5 minutes alone with you in the drawing room” 👀

The Queen straight up snorting cocaine

Simon “Did I Fucking Stutter” Basset reading the dying Duke Hastings for filth

Simon giving Daphne masturbation homework

“TO MEET YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF WOMEN” 😭❤️

I AM YOURS… I BURN FOR YOU… you burn I burn we all burn for YEARN BURN

Honeymoon Sex Montage complete with [gasping] [softly moaning] [both grunting] subtitles

Simon and Daphne + Tropes

Bonus: