Open your eyes

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

i treated myself to mcdonalds after like a month without fast food and now i feel like I had sex with Death and he forgot to pull out so now I’m full of Death’s semen and I’m dealing with the morning sickness after finding out im pregnant with the antichrist oh god what am i going to tell my parents

stop reblogging this i dont wan t my mom to know im getting McDicked by Satan

McDicked by Satan

fuck it up edith anne!

if you’re a boy and you cry it is not dumb and you are not a pussy you’re a fucking human being

Be with someone who has hundreds of daydreams about you