no offense but…I love water

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

me while i’m just living my life: yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just………………………………… don’t get it

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

#2018mood

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

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This is the best spiderman movie ever

Who TF decided I have to get a real job instead of being an eccentric and mysterious wizard who lives in the woods with too many houseplants and two or more cats

I feel at some point radaghast said this to Gandalf

And Then Gandalf Pointed Out That WAS His Real Job

I have absolutely told people before that my dream career is just to become Radagast the Brown, and I wasn’t kidding

Because this is crucially important

Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action. 

It’s actually illegal for companies to forbid wage discussion, they’re just counting on you not knowing your rights.

Important

Fuck.

also check out glassdoor.com for salary ranges

I’m dead cause I watched this multiple times just to take note of everything this person^ said

Beyonce before Beyonce

my “won’t speak until i’m spoken to” game is strong af