“would 14-year old you be proud of you?” listen, i’m not here to impress a mentally ill child

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

people need to be more aware of ragebait as a marketing strategy and stop accidentally promoting companies by sharing their ads. reddit falls for this too hard.

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

In salt & vinegar flavour.

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

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someday i will post this fic and then its all over for you fools. i mean not now. or any time soon. but someday it will happen

I live also to spite every reactionary right wing power. I gotta outlive them. it's easy to want to give up my mood swings make it hard but I gotta outlive this term and for the future, even if it's hard.

im doing terrible but I gotta live I'm transgender

if you're transgender you gotta live.

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

I mean he’s kinda ugly and freaky looking I’ll admit it but he’s special to me so it’s fine

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich