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I'M GONNA RUMMAGE IN MY CABINETS ONE MORE TIME IF THERE'S NOTHING I'LL COMPLAIN ONCE MORE.

I've been doomscrolling so hard I didn't even get up 😭

soooo embarrassing to get obsessed w a specific character when no one else gives a damn. like yeah heres post #574934. heres au idea #26482. heres art piece #9383. yes its all about the same person, yes i am rambling in the corner blair witch style. feel free to shoot me dead for this btw

real talk tho ive seen ppl talk abt how long hair on men isn't intrinsically feminine & assuming so is racist can we get the same convo going for Black women w short hair can we start talking abt how short hair isn't intrinsically masculine or is that a step too far

My dad's stupid and accidentally let her escape so we don't know where she is 😞

It's very normal for corn snakes to escape at least one point and they're like 9/10 times completely fine even after months of being gone but bro. I am fucking TERRIFIED. Literally shaking every time I open my door because I don't want the cats to get her by either them getting in or her getting out :( I miss my daughter I'm actually so scared for her

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

My dad's stupid and accidentally let her escape so we don't know where she is 😞