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i shouldnt be allowed to text girls i am crushing on i start saying shit like "yes maam" and saluting

pyrrha-wake-g1deon has to be the most enchanting love triangle in literary history. what if St. Joseph and the angel Gabriel were best friends willingly(?) and half-unknowingly trapped in one body for 10,000 years and they were tearing through the universe at the command of a false god leading a bastardized roman empire. what if they were sent on a mission to assassinate rebel commander Mary and the three of them got bound up in the most insane murder torture twosome threesome politically problematic sexcapades known to man. and then Mary stole god's sperm to artificially inseminate herself so that she could suicide mission sacrifice the baby at the altar of genocide. so of course they killed her (for the first time, more to come) and accidentally dumped little baby Jesus figure on Pluto because St. Joseph (??) thought she might be theirs. and St. Joseph is a woman. tlt dares to ask. and it's set dressing.