Not Quite Doomed.

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

My fav vine ever

bless this new trend of saying ‘yikes’ honestly this is the word i’ve been looking for my whole life. the perfect combination of disinterested, detached, amused, and passive aggressive. five letters that say so much yet are vague enough that you won’t get involved in any drama

Date a boy who thinks it’s cool that your socks never match

Tbh I just wanna wear cute underwear and drink peach ice tea and like, not be sad anymore

“the worst someone they can say is no” consider: the worst someone can do is shut me down and invalidate me, making me feel small for asking

“you’re so sweet!” thank you i have abandonment issues

*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class

i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice