gonna cry? pee your pants maybe?

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

Enemies to lovers but it’s a weak pathetic little seminarian who suddenly starts getting hard when the other seminarians bully him and they’re like, oh

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

i need to be face first in a sweaty armpit so fucking bad right now

*3 drinks in voice* you wanna test each other's pain tolerance?

watching him cum through his boxers would heal me

jerking him off and then keeping my hand still just as he’s about to cum and watching him desperately thrusting into it while whining and begging me to help him.

you're getting hard ? that's sooo cool can you take your pants off so i can see it twitch ?

Dude why are my pockets so wet (figures out im currently peeing myself) Ohhhhhhhh

It was me I shoved my dick in your pocket and pissed I'm sorry

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

sometimes you do forget that the general population doesn't necessarily find a guy cumming prematurely in his pants hot

I swear morning wood is the hottest thing like aww u literally just woke up and you're automatically horny? You're barely even conscious and ur dick's already standing to attention? That's adorable let me suck you off about it