Nothing you say will save you - but do keep talking.

Wait another one

Everytime I see a jarlaxle blog, it's like walking in on an ongoing party. While other fandoms are having meltdowns, the rest of you are all deciding what color the interior of his cape should be and which set of earrings he should wear before a murder. I adore it.

you're all just jealous of his cool amulet crystal who is his new best friend and would never do anything bad to him ever :/

Revenge on @mr-moonzeal ✨✨💖💖

bald guy I dont even care about (lying)

When your ex-boyfriend boards your ship.

Had a realization about jarlaxle’s whole plot on the surface world…

Just a regular office day in Bregan D’aerthe 😗

Commission for @discourteouscuttlefish of cunty Jarlaxle

"The Sellswords" trilogy in a nutshell

Warmup. Your eyepatch is looking a little weird, Jarlaxle....

I feel a strong urge to draw them so

brought a jarlaxle meme for you