One More Drink Please~

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you should never ask a woman how many mg are in the edible she’s feeding you. have some fucking manners

(your mutual who is always drinking alcohol voice) guys. you'll never guess what im drinking right now.

Help me weed gummy please god help me weed gummy

oh no,,, my smoking weed kink,,, its making me smoke weed and get horny,,, who could have forseen this

I want my adorable girl to not even realise i'm intoxicating her. Yes, she's smoked and drank before, but when I hand her a cocktail of juice and sweet liquor that she downs a little too quickly, when i make her take hits of my vape a little too often, will she even notice? she will be weak and dizzy before she even knows it, and my hands will be all over her chest and neck by the time she's fully mentally gone.

what if i got so drunk and you and ur gf took me home and looked after me and maybe only took advantage of me a little

reblog to give both of us bigger tits

i want you to be OBSESSED with how drunk im getting <3

reblog if prev deserves to get facefucked in the back of the bar by a woman who bought her drinks until i couldn't walk.

until she couldn't walk

i want you to be OBSESSED with how drunk im getting <3