FuckYeahFitzgerald!

stop 👏 saying 👏 you 👏 like 👏 the 👏 great 👏 gatsby 👏 if 👏 you 👏 didn't 👏 go 👏 to 👏 gatsby's 👏 funeral

hi my name is francis scott key fitzgerald and i have wispy blond hair (that’s how I got my nickname “pretty boy”) with it kinda short and parted in the middle and icy green eyes like emerald tragedy and a lot of people tell me i look like tom hiddleston (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). i’m not related to ernest hemingway but i wish i was because he’s a major fucking hottie. i’m a romantic modernist but i just like to write about my generation. i have pale white skin. i also went to princeton university, but i got too sick to finish (i’m twenty-five now). i’m really good looking (in case you couldn’t tell) and i’m also really smart. i love expensive things and i buy all my clothes easily since i’m rich. for example today i was wearing a grey suit with a matching knit tie and a pair of my best black shoes. i was wearing a black bowler, silver wristwatch, and a long black coat. i was walking outside of a paris cafe. it was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. a lot of surrealists stared at me. i put up my middle finger at them.