Fuck Yeah Canadian Television!

Hello. I'm Felicity King and this is my brother Felix.

I hate this stupid farm! [...] I do not want to be a farmer, that was your idea not mine! I am not interested!

MURDOCH MYSTERIES 7.10

“You knows I appreciates yer skills, Nurse Chapel.”

“Is that all yous appreciates about me, Mister Spock?”

In Orbit:

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Tyler Johnston as Danny Lubbe from Less Than Kind

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A sad day for Canada 🇨🇦😥

OH, PAL!

Corner gas is a beautiful Canadian fever dream that I happened upon one night many years ago on the weird channel that we used to get that was sometimes Canadian and sometimes other things?

It is an absolutely absurd comedy set in a very tiny town in Saskatchewan and centered on the characters who work in the Corner Gas station and Ruby’s Diner next door and their family and friends.

Low-stakes town drama, sarcasm, and possibly the invention of the word “staycation”

Hank Yarbo from Corner Gas has GOT to be in this tournament. being stupid is LITERALLY what he's known for. in fact a character need only mention hank for others to understand what's going on. examples include: "hank-like" "hank-type stuff" "hank happened."

he thinks the word cocky has multiple Ks in it. he accidentally spray-painted a 68 on the water tower when it was supposed to say "grad '86" because he was painting upside down. he thinks it's "won't you take me to monkey town". he spent a whole episode trying to chase down a dog he thought was a reincarnation of an old cartoon character. he changed the password to his email so that another character couldn't guess it, but then he quickly forgot what it was. when an american comes to town, hank's chosen to be the "goodwill ambassador" and show the guy around but he ends up cracking jokes about how little americans know about canada and other such subjects the whole time, essentially just being a nuisance. he kissed his friend's mom on the lips by accident and was super weird about it afterward while she'd already moved on. instead of buying a wallet to save time finding his money, he bought a pair of cargo pants that he filled with random stuff. he still left his money in his truck. and these are only a FEW examples of this guy's dumbassery.

he's unemployed. he's in constant debt. he's a roughly 40-year-old man. he looks and sounds like a teenager. he once became a rodeo clown that helped the cops. the next episode he started a blog that nobody read. he drives a truck that needs constant repairs. he gets constantly made fun of by the other characters. he's probably autistic.

in conclusion: you should vouch for hank yarbo NOW! and watch corner gas while you're at it :)