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Stephen: What is the longest animal in the world?

Alan: The first thing that came to mind would be a really long snake.

Alan: But, even the longest snake wouldn't be as long as a really,really long sea animal.

Alan: Like a whale.

Jonathan: I'll just go stick my head down a toilet, shall I?

Maddie: It could never work. Not even as science fiction.

Maddie: And, the other thing is: I’m already sleeping with Jonathan.

Maddie: Where have you been, you love rocket?!

Jonathan: A good one, isn't it?

Maddie: A good one?

Jonathan: Two lasagnas, please.

Maddie: Don't know what I want. I'm not even hungry.

Maddie: Drop of chili will do me.

Maddie: With some rice.

Shelford: That was unfortunate.

Shelford: I completely misjudged the water pressure on those taps,

Shelford: and, of course, it went everywhere.

Bib: I'm all done.

Roland: Tureen of grouse with Chinese river crackers, fillet of reindeer with gold-covered cobnuts.

Bib: My menu.

Roland: Oh, it's a menu.

Roland: Look out! Her comes Rolandosaurus!

Roland: Rawr! I'm coming to get you, Bib! Rawr!

Roland: You can't expect me to magic up a new menu every time you click your fingers.

Roland: It’s like me saying to you, give me ten new fonts for the menu.

Roland: Come on! Give me another font! Right now!

Caroline: Verdana.

Roland: Another one!

Caroline: Helvetica. Trebuchet. Baskerville Semibold. Helsinki Metronome. Plantaganet Cherokee.

Roland: Oookay! Well done.

Caroline: I need to talk to you about the new menu, Roland.

Lee: You couldn’t get a tiger up your trousers, even if you were a Northerner.

Alan: If you had really big trousers...

Alan: I nearly injured myself the other day.

Alan: I was standing at the urinal,

Alan: and it was so high

Alan:  I had to stand on tiptoes,

Alan: And, I nearly pulled a muscle in the hamstring area.

Bill: It was a font in a church.

Alan: I was not weeing in a font.