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why are people even questioning obesity in america

merlinsbearditsthedoctor

why is your tea liquidised?

american-auror-story

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

merlinsbearditsthedoctor

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

asmallvillageincanada

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

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WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

randomthingieshere

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

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so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

cloudyobsession

England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

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[skeletons ooh-ing]

saveoursestras

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

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#INTO THE HARBOR

theanimangagirl

prettyboyshyflizzy

Englad doesn’t own anything

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except that time we owned most of the world

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HOW WOULD YOU EVEN PREDICT THIS

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Find a way to reschedule your grandparents death.

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Wtf

did-you-know

Bob Ross used to get 200 fan letters a day. When people who regularly wrote him fell out of touch, he would call them just to see if they were OK. Source

hawkeyedflame

we didn’t deserve bob ross

itstimewehavesomesoliddick

I’m still pretty sure Bob Ross was some outworldly cosmic entity because there’s no way any fuck on here can be that kind spirited, nice and pure

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@kithandqin

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when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job

killuaaa-zoldyck

I’m Crying 😭

its-a-different-world

I love him, so much.

jadorexjaii

He’s amazing lmfao

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Fun things to do when Donald is inaugurated

Never, EVER call him “president”, it strips the most powerful title in the world away from him and it will drive him insane, call him “Klansman” “Bozo” “Jackass” just anything BUT president

NEVER call him “Trump”, instead, do as John Oliver made popular, call him “Drumpf” it strips away the power of “Trump” (there’s Chrome and Firefox extensions to help change any “Trump” to “Drumpf”)

Vote in the 2018 mid-term elections. Fill it up with Democrats so his life will be made a living hell (and hopefully impeached)

Be proud of whatever the hell you are, whether it be Hispanic, Black, LGBT, poor, young a woman, just be proud in the fact that you are everything that Jackass Drumpf isn’t

Do everything you can to have the fucking Electoral College get rid of (it’s fucked us over too many times and is un-democratic)

Get your ass out to vote in the 2020 Democratic primaries and election, get his ass out of office with someone who actually represents America

Make fun of him and mock him to no end

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Call him Donald instead of Trump, it takes away his political power, if we call him Donald he’s just a man. Just like everyone has done to Hillary.

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Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

tramampoline

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

catparazzi

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

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FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

madsciences

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

ghostoftwentysomethingspast

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

legallynonbinary

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

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I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

therusticate

^ my mom has been doing this for months and it’s so helpful and easy. We also use vinegar in lieu of fabric softener and it’s awesome for things like towels and soft shirts and stuff

furbearingbrick

i legit did not know this stuff

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@blurryfaek

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This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books

Love you, bye! Read it and weep.

beggars-opera

“I will most likely not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey” is now my favorite sentence to use in the future

jon-lox

i workled very hard

fndungeonmom

Thank you, Kevin my dude :)

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why is this making me laugh so much

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man i’m sure it’s already been said, but like, in a post-brexit, post-trump election world, baby boomers are never ever ever again allowed to write op-eds whining about my generation

listen, we gotta live for the rest of our lives in a world you guys are doing seemingly everything you can to destroy

let us have our selfies and our online friends and our disinterest in fabric softener

either i stare at my phone screen in public or i stare straight into the fucking void

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