then do it again

When u accidentally invent mindmeld cockwarming in the discord chat then have to sit down and really ponder your life leading up to that point

Siffrin who hates touching their own genitials or someone else's because it's gross, but is a top-tier pillow princess after they've been convinced that no, they aren't manipulating their partner into doing this, and in fact they are very very happy to give Siffrin pleasure until they're moaning their brains out

I get into a lot of situations because I'm very oblivious when talking in person or doing things in person, but most of them are so outrageously Anime that it makes me feel insane. One time I walked head first into a woman's tits by accident. She was just the right height that my face was the same level as her boobs and when she turned the corner I did too and we collided and I was head first in there folks

Another time I was chatting with this girl (dad's ex-girlfriend's cousin) and was complaining about how much I hated tampons because I could never get them to sit right and she, with no lead up, decided to show me how she put tampons in right then and there. Less than an hour later she asked if I wanted to go smoke weed with her on the beach, but this time I was like, ha no.

Another another time I made friends with this dude in my class and we were chatting throughout the term about our interests, and the last week of term we were chatting about food on campus and he started walking so I followed cause we were chatting, only for us to end up n the cafeteria in line. I was like, bro what are we doing??? and he said, Well I thought you were hinting for us to get lunch together... and I dead ass said "no" looked at him and then turn around and left (I was in shock I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, AND IT WAS TOO AWKWARD TO APOLOGIZE AFTERWARDS;;;;;;)

Lmao so real. The time I was telling my friend I was trying to get better at drawing realistic pussy and she asked if I wanted to draw hers ~for practice~. The OTHER time my friend was wondering what their dick looked like to other ppl so I offered to draw it (completely platonically!) and had GENUINELY NO CLUE they were hinting at something even after they were naked in my bed. My dumb ass is getting out art supplies and they’re like, so you wanna make out? Bluescreen moment.

clonefucking isnt incest i think yall are just scared of finding out youre bad in bed

imagine if ur own clone couldnt find ur clit. what would u even do