Short Answer: No. Long Answer: None Of My Business

@seafoam-breeze a disgrace

I think my 2 new favorite TV shows are The Good Place and B99

@fuckssakejason our subliminal messaging worked

FINALLY

as much as I hate buzzfeed and their pitiful version of “journalism”, let it be clear that if they asked me to come work for them I would sell out immediately and forget everything I know about creative writing in favor of getting a fat salary for copying and pasting gifs from 16-year-olds’ blogs and calling it an article

@fuckssakejason 

I mean.... yeah I'd sell my soul

I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day

The gang infiltrates the nba.

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

Why does wuddup I’m Jared I’m 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read follow this structure

this is literally James Cameron’s nightmare. hahahaha