Shit Mom!

Anthony Bourdain

I don’t do revenge, but i can ignore your entire existence

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions

honestly, I think it's really healthy to sometimes acknowledge that pretty much every bully and bigot in the history of the world thought their bigotry was justified. They all had their excuses. So I really recommend doing some occasional soul-searching and asking yourself whether you are making excuses somewhere for mistreating someone.

if a girl wants to eat you you have to let her

Who needs a diary when you’ve got tumblr and a world full of lesbians with the same issues