Cameron Archer

Does this usually happen to you?

Not until now, obviously. 

Tour? That sounds exciting though, any idea of where you’re going?

Yeah I guess it is. We're touring all through Europe, Germany, France, Italy, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, that's just some of them. So it will be exciting. 

Nothing wrong with that really is there? Most music has that.

I mean it literally, hah, but no. It's not a problem though, I'm not even supposed to be writing now either, I'm supposed to plan my tour instead. 

Stop telling me what to do! Also, for the record, next time you want me to share my liquor or you want anything else from me? You ask nicely or you’re not getting shit. Preferably with a please attached to it.

Why are you so mad? Stop it. 

No, I’m good. Not like it’ll make a difference.

Don't be so fucking mad. 

I heard you the first time, prick. You can go away now before I come over just to slap the shit out of your arrogant face.

Yeah come on, maybe I'll get something out of this night. 

I’m just going to walk away now before I wind up punching you.

Oh please do punch me. My girlfriend won't. 

Noted. Whatever.

Suck.

Yeah I’m sorry, I’m not one of these pathetic bitches of London that fall for a guy two weeks after knowing them. Keep it up and you’re going to find yourself a new fucking personal assistant. Got it?

O bby's in love. 

You’re hilarious Cam. I don’t fall in love. Being in a relationship is for pussies. I just like fucking him.

You're in love! 

No, I changed my mind. I’m allowed to do that.

You suck. 

Oh trust me, he will. He’ll probably make me hold back for a while but he will. He’s a dick like that.

What the hell? Are you fucking in love or something?