Waifu Souls

but their larval form is also really interesting - hercules beetles are some of the largest in the world ( not THE largest, but up there ) and their grubs are a good reflection of that at up to around 6 inches long

compare that to the adult size of the female beetle, who doesnt get that big ol horn - a very big baby

Client: I don’t like the music. Can you use this instead?

He sends me a famous, top 40 dance hit.

Me: I’m afraid you can’t use that. Even if it’s a short clip, it’s copyrighted and both Youtube and Facebook would block it. Here’s a list of royalty-free music you can use.

Five days later:

Client: I like this one.

He sends me a video that’s an entire playlist of royalty-free music.

Me: Great! Now, which song exactly did you want?

It takes him a week to respond.

Client: Oh! I like the one at minute 20. Use that.

I turn it around immediately, and send him the new draft.

Another week later:

Client: please go ahead with the first song you sent.