Roach City

pussy got me saying holy moly

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.

before trump and the creation of ANTIFA as a boogeyman, the fbi listed animal liberation and 'eco-terrorism' as the number 1 domestic terror threat.

did you know that if you turn the word racecar around the other way you can spank it on its little ass

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

I am infertile from eating sceted candles. The

(bashfully) so ive been growing little men in tubes...

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

whips out my level 98 erosion technique in the kroger produce aisle and reduces your sweet red onions to a mere shadow of what they once were