ew

WE LITERALLY CANNOT HAVE 1 NORMAL ANIMAL.

hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

he is here and he is beautiful. look at him go!!!

God.. americans know every food by a brand name… slim jims.. nutella… kleenex…. there’s normal words for that you know

what the fuck is the normal name for slim jims??? meat sticks???

yall eat kleenex?

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

not gonna say it again

Really tho, imagine being a top with an ugly or boring name.

Terry Crews

john cena

Micheal Cera

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas