*screams*

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

had a dream that I was arguing with someone who insisted that kissing could be platonic but ONLY within a very specific mathematical range of angles and percentages of lip contact. like a level of granularity you'd need a protractor to figure out. this wasn't about personal comfort, it was a universal law. and I was getting really mad and eventually yelled "TONGUE can be platonic!!" and now I understand how ancient philosophers felt when they had revelations of truth revealed to them in a dream

I understand the transition away from the term "comorbid" (any medical terms with morbid in it sounds more scary than it should) but also I love the word. Co-morbid. Me and my morbids are co. My company of morbids. My medical condition, my statistically likely to be present medical condition, and me.

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one thing abt me is that I can't recognize veneers and I can't tell when someone's hair is a wig and I can't clock fake accents even when they're done pretty badly and I'm also bad with faces. all that to say I would be insanely vulnerable to hijinks/capers

Honestly I think the compulsion to describe things about your own original characters as "a headcanon", silly as it sounds and incorrect as it is, makes complete sense when you understand it as "this is a thing that is true about this character to me that I want to tell people about but do not currently intend to include in any actual published narrative about the character."

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

Every individual animated show within a genre will have its own distinct art style, but at the same time, every genre will have noticeable art style hallmarks that immediately indicate What genre the show is. For example, slice of life anime anime 15 year olds trend towards soft lineart, simple shapes, and more muted hair and eye colors, while sports anime 15 year olds are angular, beefed the hell up, and sport bright color palettes. This is an example of allopatric speciation,

There is basically no upside to headphones over earbuds, EXCEPT ☝ that you can hold onto them like That One Picture Of The Nightcore Girl to blast the music further into your head when it's really good

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

People who cannot find beauty in every biome on earth are incredibly bizarre to me. "yeah this place is really beautiful but this place isnt :/". what the fuck are you talking about. start admiring that rock and that tree and that bug and that scrubby little plant and that weird animal and that extreme weather right now. im not telling you to go live there but please you gotta start enjoying all kinds of nature im begging you.