Fractured Fragments

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

feel like inventing some guys

guy who puts his head underneath the sneeze guard at the buffet

guy who tips the bus driver a 20$

guy who can swim in the deep end of the pool but pretends they can’t

guy who can’t remember their password and forgot their glasses so they ask you to read it off the sticky note they wrote it down on

guy whose kinda sexy from every angle except for one

can i make a guy too

yeah feel free, this is an open source guy post

guy that asks permission to make guys

Guy who consents to make guys because he understands this is just an exercise in breaking down toxic masculinity by making guys who are soft and sweet.