life as it comes.

I will never get over the fact that he watches SCD.

Tonight I’ve determined that Hawkeye’s finishing move against Ultron is hitting him with the USB arrow and uploading Windows ‘95.

Omg

This isn’t what you think it is. It’s better.

OH MY GOD

Throwback

iconic

OH MY GOD I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE LAST ONE UNTIL NOW.

#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie

My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.

The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.

brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

nice

Lol. Must share this elsewhere.