cult of no personality. everyone worships you for being boring as hell

influencers

elderly young people what are ur loudest joints mine are probably wrists and shoulders

Accidentally clicking on the trending tab on youtube is like being transported to a parallel reality where being funny is banned

Hey girl im consuming a new media

help girl I’m hyperfixating

Amazing how we’re watching a bunch of white, racist fucks, storm the capitol building of the United States over the fact that they can’t accept their loser of a President lost the election, is unfuckingbelivable. The transparency of minorities and people protesting for human rights and justice in the face of corruption, versus people are sore losers that can’t accept defeat and know they’re protected because they’re white Americans, could not be more apparent.

I hate having anxiety because it causes me to say "I have anxiety" to others to explain my impeded daily function which is the cringiest thing ever

someone will ask me why im doing something counterintuitive and I will reply that I have anxiety but emotionally I just communicated that I sound like I love Harry Potter and twenty-one pilots

luke skywalker did nothing wrong, ever, in his entire life

“he tried to kill his nephew” ok ur right. he shudve gone through w it. wudve saved everyone a lot of trouble

This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies